Useless Inbox

Who the heck uses email for anything but shopping anymore?

My inbox is forever filled with coupons and urgent sale notices.
It’s my “last chance” for a “one day sale” which “ends tonight”, and I’m constantly asked to “click for savings”, and to “hurry.”

Why bother with email?
We have Facebook messaging, and free texting…Skype and FaceTime…we can even free-text via app now!

Honestly, I’m shocked stamps still exist these days.

Maybe the next trendy thing will be to use a locally-crafted landline telephone to actually speak to a person?